My Personality, As Represented Through Shallow Observations And Product Placements

· Jack, you're an Amorous Adventurer

Carefree and fun, you are easily excited when it comes to new experiences — and that includes relationships. It's not that you see boyfriends as frivolous pursuits, but you enjoy the art of the chase, and you work to make sure that long-term relationships maintain that sense of adventure and surprise.

· Jack, you're fresh because you're a Kid-at-Heart

You've got a genuine curiosity that can turn even the simplest of outings into an adventure. And that's a good thing. Not every adult knows the secret that you do: You don't have to grow old just because you've grown up!

It's your ability to revel in the little joys in life that keeps you so in touch with your tots. And that shows in everything you do — especially where your kids are concerned. And that means that life is what you make of it — so why not make it fun! Your kids are sure to love that you can relate to them so easily, and appreciate the extra effort that you take to make life a barrel of laughs. Who knows what the day might bring? Sometimes they might roll their eyes at your antics, but for the most part, they're entertained — and inspired — by your silly self.


· Jack, you'd love a makeover that would make you a Wild Woman

We don't need to tell you that you've got an unpredictable side. Always experimenting with fads and fashion, you're not afraid to try bold, new looks that others might find a little, well, risky. You spend a lot of time and effort looking for adventure, so it's no wonder that you'd love a makeover that will highlight your spontaneous ways.

Taking fashion risks doesn't have to mean buying the most shocking piece in the store — it's just as easy to go for a funky haircut or try out fun, new colors and styles with makeup. So don't hesitate to experiment with your look. Who knows what awesome and attention-grabbing styles you'll find. Rock on!


· Jack, your beauty aura is Natural!

When it comes to how you present yourself to the world, you strongly believe that keeping things simple — whether it's your relationships, career, or face soap — is the best way to be beautiful. You're satisfied with what nature gave you and aren't afraid to show your confident, unadorned self to the world.

Your beauty routine is all about maintenance. You keep your skin clean, your body moisturized, and add a splash of color to lips and eyes when the situation demands it. Other than that? You feel best looking as fresh as nature intended. In the course of being au naturelle you may sometimes forget to cut loose and have fun. You should feel free to dress up now and then or splurge on a scent. Spoil yourself, now and then, as nature intended.


· Jack, your music match is a Cool Indie Songster

Have you got the remedy? It seems like you do. And like your music match, Jason Mraz, you've got a calm and collected way about you that usually makes people think of you as mature. It doesn't hurt that you're also a smarty.

Following along to someone else's song and dance? Not you. You're no copycat. You bring your own unique style to whatever you do whether it's your look, hobbies, interests, or outlook on life. Wherever you go, you prove that being yourself is the hottest thing around. And that's sure to be a hit with any crowd.

- So there you have it. The internet told me who I am, and boy am I glad, because I can't recognize anything about myself. I need an autonomous corporate being to tell me.

By the way, Jason Mraz sucks and I completely deplore the connection between us. The only thing we have in common is that we're both sexy sons of bitches who have to knock the ladies back with a stick. That is all.

(Maybe next time, I shouldn't do a personality test sponsored by Garnier products and Celine Dion... Oh well, live and learn.)