Things I Learned At Work #1

From an appropiate distance, if you cross your eyes, the letters R and K look exactly the same. This makes staring at the word "Jerky" immensely interesting, as it comes out like an fluid blur of letters; does it say "Jerry"? Who is Jerry and why is his name on that box of meat? Does it say "Jekky"? What does Jekky mean, what is this box attempting to convey? "Jekry?" Sounds like the name of a mongoloid's cat. Is this stick of meat made from mongoloid cat? I'd eat it. Sounds interesting.

The mind can wander on this R K business for quite some time.