Monday, December 05, 2005

Things I Learned At Work #2

It is remarkably easy to exaggerate how badly you have to go to the bathroom to those around you.

3 Comments:

Blogger ssas said...

you had to go to work to learn this?

what are they teaching these kids in schools these days? sheesh.

9:18 AM  
Blogger Greg said...

When I exaggerate how badly i hafta goto the bathroom, it usually starts off with an elongated "dude". "Duuuuuude, I gotta shiiiiiit"

or

"Duuuuuude", I gotta piiiiiss"

and then they know i gotta go bad, even if i don't hafta go that bad. But i like the cry for attention.

4:59 PM  
Blogger T Kwong said...

Greg, aren't you supposed to be dead?

-Thomas

3:16 PM  

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