Bantam Anthems

My album Bantam Anthems drops July 12th. This is not me being fanciful and silly or rife with overwrought and unnecessary sarcasm. There is an actual CD, of music, made by me that will be availabe on the date mentioned mere sentences ago. There is no instances of me singing in it: I do not believe "The Blogger" as our kind has come to be known should ever speak or emit sounds from their mouths. Their purpose is to convey information solely through petty word creation on internet journals and the occassional sad lonely message board. We are not to ever interact verbally, even if it is for purposes other than to say how much/little sex/cereal/stress at work/opinions of American Idol/patience for waiting rooms/eyebrows/desire to ride unicorns on submarines we've had lately. Such is the cruse bestowed upon the blogging community, but we all will take it with pride knowing that we have chosen our mode of communication, and it is rife with banality, lies and typos. Huzzah and raise your glass you gentle souls.

Um.

Well, yes. I have music that I made. Check out some of it in the darkest depths of the intronweb. It is all sample-based (i.e. STOLEN AND SEVERELY LACKING IN SOUL), it is all done by me (with mastering done by my main man Hershey), and it is destined for failure.

Soon I might have a way for people to buy it, which would make this message actually mean something.