The Heartland Mafucker, Sippin' Whole Milk Mafucker
Name: John Spencer
Age: 19
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Occupation: Time-wasting
Interests: 1. Backwards signs reflected in mirrors so that they appear the right way.
2. Outward corners are evil, inward corners are beautiful.
3. Making my cuticles hurt.
4. Collecting eyebrow dandruff and eyelashes on a blank piece of paper.
5. Doing somersaults at inappropiate times.
6. Public urination from tall heights.
7. Public television.
8. Ruining my life.
And piss-off.
Age: 19
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Occupation: Time-wasting
Interests: 1. Backwards signs reflected in mirrors so that they appear the right way.
2. Outward corners are evil, inward corners are beautiful.
3. Making my cuticles hurt.
4. Collecting eyebrow dandruff and eyelashes on a blank piece of paper.
5. Doing somersaults at inappropiate times.
6. Public urination from tall heights.
7. Public television.
8. Ruining my life.
And piss-off.
posted by MC Harv at 2:24 PM
8 Comments:
and rock-on while you piss-off
But don't all inward corners invariably create outward corners?
Bmwbydlc! BMW's Byzantine dialect, used at the highest level of the BMW corporation.
-Thomas
THAT IS TOTALLY THE MYSTIQUE OF CORNERS
BEAUTIFUL YET UGLY
PERFECT YET REALLY NOT ALL THAT GREAT
Whoa, all-caps man, let's settle down before all those large letters make your back snap.
-Thomas
Some things just necessitate the use of all caps. Like the term DEFENESTRATED. Say it with me now.
DEFENESTRATED.
why are you all shouting? everyone just settle down.
jaaack? are you depressed again?
What? No. I'm a clam, yo.
DEFENESTRATED!
Eafculm! Well... Remmeber eargasm? Yeah...
-Thomas
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