Thoughts That Entered My Mind While In Line At The Dresden Dolls

- 18 year olds are as dumb to me now as 15 year olds were when I was 18.

- I want to shoot a cannon through the neon guitar advertising the Hard Rock Cafe.

- Did I masturbate today? I don't remember.

- I'm glad that I have a candy bar in my freezer at home. Maybe I'll eat it later tonight.

- I never ever want to hear the words "I was into Panic! before they got big" ever again.

- People really seem to take issue with people who ask for change and people in wheelchairs.

- I hope they don't put those fucking X's on my hand again. People keep thinking I'm straight edge. Maybe I should just carry around one of those giant legs of meat like in the Flintstones and gnosh on it every so often until they wash off.

- I wonder if that bouncer realizes my permit is expired.

- I really should have pooped before I left.

- Maybe it's time I got a haircut.

- I wanna have sex in an elevator.

- Why does my back hurt?

- Maybe I should type all this shit in my blog.