Fuck The Person Who Made The Site I Am Preparing To Complain About (OMG!!!!!1)
I fucking hate this blog and the person who writes in it. He should shut the fuck up with their uninformed opinions and wasted space. God, he just sucks so much and I totally hate him. I hate him so much. He writes about things that I don't like and he should stop. I hated everything he had to say enough to warrant me to write about it in my blog. I rushed to my computer as soon as I read his blog and typed all sorts of nasty things into my web journal because I don't like him at all and he's dumb and stupid and he says things that are dumb and I'm going to complain because he's dumb forever and I'll always hate him all the time for ever and ever. I'll spit on his grave and piss in his mouth because the words he typed made me angry. If I had a big pointy stick, I'd rape him with it until he died because of the way he writes about things, which is stupid and dumb and stupid. Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck him.
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Truth be told, I don't give two shits about the site I was just talking about. I just found the whole concept very funny: The guy creates a blog to bitch about another guys blog that he came across while trying to get to Maddox's site, which basically just bitches about things. I thought it'd be funny if I bitched about a guy who bitched about a guy who bitches about things while trying to get to another site where someone else bitches. There's so much bitching going on in these stupid blog shits. I know that's what my blog basically revolves around, I just find it interesting that that's pretty much what everyone uses them for. Don't like something? Oh boy! You can write about it! Yay! Typing angry words will solve everything!
There are basically two blog camps: Dumb people who type about the boring things that happen in their lives, and dumb people who complain about stupid things that happen in their lives. There are also the info sites and the porn advertising, but those don't count because then I'd have to make a new camp for them and things would just get complicated. There are many people who belong to both camps (myself included). Some people (also myself included) bitch hypocritically at the entire concept of blogging, as well as the entire concept of bitching about things. And most spell things incorrectly (definanatalay myself included). The whole thing begins to just feel absurd, and I laugh, and to add to the absurdity, my first thought after this realization is that this would be something I can write about in my blog. So here I am bitching in a blog about a blog that bitches about a blog that bitches, but not as well as a different blog that bitches, and laughing to myself about the whole ludicrous concept of blogging, bitching, writing, the internet, and the human mind. Ha ha ha. That's me laughing.
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Truth be told, I don't give two shits about the site I was just talking about. I just found the whole concept very funny: The guy creates a blog to bitch about another guys blog that he came across while trying to get to Maddox's site, which basically just bitches about things. I thought it'd be funny if I bitched about a guy who bitched about a guy who bitches about things while trying to get to another site where someone else bitches. There's so much bitching going on in these stupid blog shits. I know that's what my blog basically revolves around, I just find it interesting that that's pretty much what everyone uses them for. Don't like something? Oh boy! You can write about it! Yay! Typing angry words will solve everything!
There are basically two blog camps: Dumb people who type about the boring things that happen in their lives, and dumb people who complain about stupid things that happen in their lives. There are also the info sites and the porn advertising, but those don't count because then I'd have to make a new camp for them and things would just get complicated. There are many people who belong to both camps (myself included). Some people (also myself included) bitch hypocritically at the entire concept of blogging, as well as the entire concept of bitching about things. And most spell things incorrectly (definanatalay myself included). The whole thing begins to just feel absurd, and I laugh, and to add to the absurdity, my first thought after this realization is that this would be something I can write about in my blog. So here I am bitching in a blog about a blog that bitches about a blog that bitches, but not as well as a different blog that bitches, and laughing to myself about the whole ludicrous concept of blogging, bitching, writing, the internet, and the human mind. Ha ha ha. That's me laughing.
posted by MC Harv at 1:48 AM
4 Comments:
You're so cute and funny when you get mad.
"The only thing that makes me who I am is that I'm not you... fatty."
I love how instead of blaming his own poor typing skills, he just blames the other guy for having a similar domain name.
-Thomas
Hey babycakes, where are you? Gone for Turkey Day already??
You have no idea how much it turned me on when you called me "babycakes".
No, not gone yet, just got nothing to say. It's only a matter of time before shit pisses me off again though.
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